Deck Goblin

Welcome to the lair of the Deck Goblin, your Goblin Guide to the world of cardboard-slinging, mana-meddling, and deck destroying.

Here’s what we offer in this Warren of Wisdom:

1. Just the Deck-Building Tips! – Whether you want a cutthroat combo or a janky mess that wins with squirrels and soup ladles, we’ll show you how to get there. And yes, I said just the tips. These bite-sized morsels of Mogg Fanatic proportions will help you brew better than that stupid lizard Sazacap. These short-form posts provide a quick hit of dopamine for your deck!

2. Card & Deck Roasting Reviews – We roast things better than a goblin barbecue pit. Your pet deck? Charred. That new mythic rare? Skewered. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… mostly.

3. How to Go BOOM – Need help building, brewing, or scheming? Ib Halfheart and I will scribble down all sorts of cunning strategies, sneaky synergies, and goblin-approved nonsense to keep your deck one step ahead of your friends (and your enemies). Long-form articles and advice columns on all sorts of Magic: the Gathering content.

4. The Shiny Shop – Singles, custom decks, and even 3D-printed trinkets and doodads to make your playgroup jealous. If it’s shiny or sneaky, we probably sell it. Except maybe shiny things for used to impale people. We don’t have those.

So grab a torch, mind the traps, and dive in. The Deck Goblin’s got schemes, screams, and dreams of world… err… deck domination.